"Tony, you never did tell us how you made the jump from selling patio furniture to precision optics."

I suck at life. I have not updated this in more than a month. But there is good news. I have had a lot of shit finish up recently and new stuff is coming my way. Part of my Lenten promise (that I'll start now) is to blog more often. Why? I don't know, it's the only rationalizing I can think of to make myself do this more. The whole point of this thing was to help me explore my creative side and to write more so I'm going to get back to basics and not worry if I have good material or funny stories. It'll be entertaing, I promise.